So, this is a blog.
If this trip has taught me anything, it’s this:
My body may not necessarily be sexy, but my confidence and personality are.
Why else are all these hot men flirting so hard core with me? :/
Whenever someone asks:
Would you like to go get some mexican food?
SHIT YES.
I WANT MY FIRST MEAL TO BE MEXICAN FOOD WHEN I GET STATES-SIDE.
I love Ireland with all my heart and would love to live here and work here, but holy SHIT do I miss Mexican food!
(Source: letmegetthatbutt, via trashbagtittywhores)
This is how I feel about that fucking song right now.
And all the parodies of it.
Client: Can you send me this logo with no background?
Me: Okay.
Client: You sent me a PNG. Why?
Me: PNGs are transparent.
Client: Then what is this gray and white checkered background? I said no background.
Me: That means it is transparent. It wont show up.
Client: But I can see it….
Wooooooow.
“Meat is murder!”
“Save a life, eat tofu!”
“You wouldn’t eat your dog…”
“Animals have feelings too.”
“What if you were raised to be slaughtered and eaten?”
(via trashbagtittywhores)
ThatsqualitycocksMIGHTYCOCK
xCUPOFCOCKx
cockm00se
radioactive-cocks
brb-cocks
c-ock
cockupied
sexualcock
how nice…..Beautiful-cumbercock…..mmmm
hiddlecock
yesevan-COCK-glitter
weren’t expecting that, were ya?
danistheflamecock
lmfao
iwanttotouchthecocks
Oh dear.
pirateycock
(Source: supaspicy)
No wonder these cakes cost hundreds of dollars.
i fucking lost it at the water beads
My god. That’s all frosting. xD ..How does one not get hand cramps for doing all that?
holy freaking fuck
people make something so beautiful just to be eaten ):
Dear holy fuck.
(Source: caztus, via sleepsleepsunshine)